Son:- papa aap toh contractor ho na 5-6 aadmi laga do thoda jaldi ho jayega.īacha:- par kaamwali bai ki tarah nahi,kal aap dhakke mar mar ke thak gaye par vo chali nahi.Everyone has their own opinions about love. Ham to vo hai jo chhoti si dukaan ko godam banaa dete hai. Ham vo aashiq hai jo subah ko sham banaa dete hai,Ĭhhoti chhoti musammi ko aam banaa dete hai, ⬇ Lakire mit gyi hathon ki aur vo kahate hai ki,
Ek naya gana aaya hai meri chadhti javani mange pani re pani,ab ye samajh nahi a raha ki nl ka ya * ⬇ Apne desh main logo ko protsaahit karane ka alag he tareeka hai, Non veg jokes in hindi / Jokes for adults in hindi maar leti hai vo hamari roj naye bahane se. Vo ho gaya hai waqif mere har thikane se, Ki taklif mujhko dhoond leta hai roj naye bahane se, Taklif mujhko dhoond leta hai roj naye bahane se, Badi bahna honeymoon par gai,Ĭhhoti ne message kiya didi jo jeans di the use jarur pahnana,ĭidi ne jawab diya is ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pahne di hai,Īur tujhe jeans ki padi hai. ⬇ Har kisi pe ek barsta baadal ho jayegi,Īur mera yaken kar mera lene ke bad pagal ho jayegi. Kei aaj kal ke londiya bhi gajab dha rahi, Or ch* t fad ke bh* bana de vaah ch*dn vale. Ki ch*t ch* t kya pad gayi la*d me chhaale, Ki ch* t ch*t kya pad gayi la* d me chhaale, Har keemat pe rah legi ye bata ke sadi se pahle bena con**m ke le legi. To mene bhe kaha janeman tu mene liye har dard sah legi, Ki jo ladki aaj tumse kahti hai mera babu mera sona,Įk din chhod ke chali jayegi fir apna *d pakad ke rona. Ki jo ladki aaj tumse kahti hai mera babu mera sona, Ki raat to yu he badnam hai romans ke liye, ⬇ Raat to yu he badnam hai romans ke liye, Jokes for adults in hindi / Pure non veg jokes Ladki- Main kisi aur se rahi hoti aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota. Ladka:- Kash main teri hota to sara din tere b00bs se chipka rahta, Or tu * ke lod* lele mera Vo dulahan ban kr ruksat ho gayi, Ki niikal gayi garmiya aane vali hai thand, ⬇ Ki niikal gayi garmiya aane vali hai thand, Maarenge teri he ga*d chahe jel ku na ho jaye. Ki aayenge teri he gali me chahe der ku na ho jaye, Ki unchi bilding ke peeche tha hamara ek chota sa jhopda,Īre mere dost ki choti si lu* li or iske ma ka bh* Aayenge teri he gali me chahe der ku na ho jaye, Are unchi bilding ke peeche tha hamara ek chota sa jhopda, Or boli ki muje tum singer nahi pasand mujhe pasand hai singer keke or teri ki ch* t bh0sdi ke. Reply aya unka ki geet apni *d me dal lo, ⬇ Whatsapp pe hamne unki khubsurati me ek geet ga deya, *d tune ise de mang mang raa hai muj se rupaiya. Idher tren udhr tren bech me rakhi ek pipiya, Ye pankh kya d marane ke liye diye hai bhsdi ke. Tumhe girne se dar nahi lagta kya parende, "Hatt bh0$dike" phir thode se jada mahan jada mahan insaan ne kaha, ⬇ Kisi mahan insan ne kya khoob kaha hai, Jokes for adults in hindi / Non veg memes Palang par karo ya couch par padhai to karni padegi, Kab tak glass se doodh peete rahoge? Girlfriend ke sath karo ya bestie ke sath, Relative: Beta ek poem toh sunao.ħ y/o me: kaali raat bhoot ka saaya, ek ¢h0d hamare ghar aaya. Agar is saal meri kisi baat se khafa ho to *d utha ke dafa ho. ⬇ Aaj kal ke aashiq kuch yun jata rahe hain,Ĭh*t marna aata nahi mara rahe hai. Khade hai muthio me lekar, hua karta tha ek hamara. ⬇ Miya khane me ab mirch masala nahi raha, darvaje me kundi hai magar taala nahi raha,ĭost ko mere har ladki ek rat bad chod deti hai, dosto ye bol kar ki diye mein ab ujala nahin raha. Pati :- maine kitni bar kaha tha mat soya kar,Īaj billi dudh pi gayi, kal bologi ke kutta *d maar gaya. Jyada m*th marne se kuchh prapt nahi hota bs chil jata hai. Jindagi se aaj tak ek hi chij sikhi hai ki, Ki tamatar khaao khoon badhaao aur badhaao honsla, ⬇ Tamatar khaao khoon badhaao aur badhaao honsla, She: kyu aaj tumhara apni ka kr raha hai kya ? He: baby tumne kabhi asa nahi socha ki kaas tum ek ladka hoti ? Kort me lady vakel uski nunni pakad ke boli, ⬇ 8 Sal ka "bacha" rep kes me pakda gaya,